--> my lady caine my lady caine

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

Sep 1 / 132,362 notes

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

Sep 1 / 754,903 notes
They say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving. Maybe I’m going home.

-Gattaca, 1997 (via artvevo)

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the-king-of-coney-island:

⊱♛⊰

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

Sep 1 / 504,269 notes
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are-soul:

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